Almondette Tree

cafechan: cafechan: Taking commissions! If you want something...

almondette — Fri, 24 May 2013 15:55:33 -0400

cafechan:

Taking commissions! If you want something other than what’s pictured here, just ask me about it and we’ll discuss it :) I take payment through paypal at cafechansan@gmail.com (where you can also email any reference descriptions/images or inquiries!)

I am trying to save for some personal things, so that’s why I’m raising money :) Getting a part time job has been sadly unfruitful thus far… For more examples of my art, feel free to peruse my art tag. Thank you for looking!

still super duper unemployed, in case u were wonderin

if you order now i will throw in a free bonus quick doodle for free ??

Men's Issues

almondette — Fri, 24 May 2013 01:36:06 -0400

Societal expectations of masculinity

Societal expectations to provide for women

No long term reversible male birth control

Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at

Unfair treatment in child custody battles

No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Media portrayal of married men as weak morons

Not men’s issues

The friend zone

Women not dating you

“Fucking femnazis”

But there is long term reversible male birth control! It’s a shot that lasts for up to ten years and so far, it’s been seen as 100% effective! It’s not available in the United States (yeeeet?), but many countries besides it have access to it. I’m on mobile Tumblr so it’s hard to source things but a quick google search should yield results.

Of course, vasectomies are also reversible but that’s not recommended and if you go into a vasectomy intending to reverse it in the future, you probably shouldn’t be getting one.

the-fauxtographs: Paula Deen- Gastro Ghouls n’ Fear...

almondette — Fri, 24 May 2013 01:30:31 -0400

the-fauxtographs:

Paula Deen- Gastro Ghouls n’ Fear Fritters

OMG I CAN’T BREATHE

justalittlebit-ch: peckerhead-red: yet another unrealistic...

almondette — Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:31 -0400

justalittlebit-ch:

peckerhead-red:

yet another unrealistic standard for cats

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almondette — Thu, 23 May 2013 22:13:19 -0400

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almondette — Thu, 23 May 2013 10:30:40 -0400

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almondette — Thu, 23 May 2013 09:01:07 -0400

monmonicle: im so pumped for acnl my character is gonna be cute...

almondette — Wed, 22 May 2013 18:01:49 -0400

monmonicle:

im so pumped for acnl my character is gonna be cute as heck

whyohwhykai: aamerrahman: At the ‘Bollywood’ themed...

almondette — Wed, 22 May 2013 15:01:38 -0400

Dear White Ladies, Wearing a sari takes a little more skill than just wrapping a piece of material around yourself over the top of a t-shirt while wearing random beads and dots on your head.

Oh snap. This dude actually dressed up as a genuine Raghead.

Nothing says 'Bollywood' more than a scarf and an ANCIENT EGYPTIAN EYE OF HORUS on your forehead now, does it?

I had to literally pull this guy off his flying carpet as he swooshed past me. In case you can't tell, his turban is actually a coiled up snake. Genius.

Look out, this bartender's serving up a lethal new cocktail called 'Racism'! Get it, he's dressed as a different type of 'Indian'! So subversive.

Well my brown skin is no match for this man's turban, multiple dots and layered t-shirt combo.

Wow. Just wow.

whyohwhykai:

aamerrahman:

At the ‘Bollywood’ themed industry party I went to last night, I decided to hold a ‘Best Costume’ contest. These are some of the finalists, who were all happy to have their photos taken. Click through for my comments.

silversunfrenzy replied to your post: So I’ve read that using “trans*” is “bad” in the… I...

almondette — Wed, 22 May 2013 11:56:15 -0400

silversunfrenzy replied to your post: So I’ve read that using “trans*” is “bad” in the…

I have never ever heard that, and I think the inclusivity of trans* outweighs the small minority of people who think transfat/ethnic/etc are legitimate issues

uhhh, this is late and I can’t figure out multiple replies in xkit, but thank you to everyone who replied to me! :D

hermionejg: I cannot say it enough: Sarah Turbin’s tumblr is...

almondette — Wed, 22 May 2013 04:30:46 -0400

hermionejg:

I cannot say it enough: Sarah Turbin’s tumblr is GOLD.

battor: succubustykisses: One day someone from tumblr is going...

almondette — Wed, 22 May 2013 03:01:08 -0400

battor:

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

nazerine: siegmeyer: mayonegg so then I squeeze the mayonnaise onto the egg

almondette — Wed, 22 May 2013 01:30:46 -0400

nazerine:

siegmeyer:

mayonegg

so then I squeeze the mayonnaise onto the egg

aduhm: closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger above: why i don’t even think of...

almondette — Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:54 -0400

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

above: why i don’t even think of buying those disgusting things anymore

ealsopart: AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH...

almondette — Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:37 -0400

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

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almondette — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:30:59 -0400

nuclearsoup: you know what? i do. thank you for pointing that...

almondette — Tue, 21 May 2013 18:02:02 -0400

nuclearsoup:

you know what? i do. thank you for pointing that out

tostoptheworld: (by COHEK)

almondette — Tue, 21 May 2013 16:31:38 -0400

tostoptheworld:

(by COHEK)

gothlolita: gary is a piece of shit

almondette — Tue, 21 May 2013 15:01:49 -0400

gothlolita:

gary is a piece of shit

So I’ve read that using “trans*” is “bad” in the sense that it leaves...

almondette — Tue, 21 May 2013 14:32:27 -0400

So I’ve read that using “trans*” is “bad” in the sense that it leaves for people to say “transethnic” or “transfat” and “trans” is actually better. Can someone confirm this for me?